Monday, October 4, 2010

Jumping the Shark

Wow! It's been awhile. So much has happened since we last visited, where should I start????

Well, I guess we should begin with Big Daddy. Life around the office is stressful, to say the least. Never a dull moment at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce - which is way too many names for a simple ad agency, don't you agree? I suspect there may be some office shenanigans going on, although certainly it can't last. Those mad men are sure to become impotent due to the Lucky Strike chain smoking that goes on in that office.

My daughter ZuZu apparently has broken into the blog biz herself. It seems she's "the one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite." Who knew?!? What can I say, "you know you love her. xoxo"

My son, Deuce, who is the quarterback on his football team recently joined the Glee club at school. He's a bit goofy and awkward, but can really sing (not so much dance). The slushies in the face bother him a little, but he's willing to endure because the girls in the club are hot and that's the way he roles.

MT had a great time down at the shore this summer. He spent a lot of time living in a pineapple under the sea. Took a job as a fry cook for a stingy lobster and LOVED it. His best friend, Patrick, is endearing, but stupid as a saltwater invertebrate.

As for me? What have I been up to, you ask? I'm just living my life as a real housewife of Philadelphia. Fundraisers, shopping trips, brawls and fake boobs (not me....those other bitches).

And that's what you missed on Aleighopolis!


  1. Glad to see you back. I'd be curious to hear how brawls and fake boobs figure into the life of a Philadelphia housewife ;-)

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  3. Who is the bitch that got fake boobs?! I was just noticing that my boobs are feeling the affects of 43 years of gravitation pull. Screw Newton and his damn apple!

    I've missed visiting Aleighopolis ... so keep 'em comin'! :)

  4. You clever, clever woman. I love this post. Welcome back to blogland.

  5. Thanks, Ladies! Glad to be back! @ Kate, what you call clever, I call lazy! Stealing storylines?!? Although, I did have to do a fair amount of research because I only actually watch two out of the five aforementioned shows (Glee and Spongebob). =)